Bag O Coal Soap

Ho-ho-hold the fruitcake—Santa’s got a sassy new stocking stuffer!

Meet Lump O’ Coal Soap, the cheekiest bar in the North Pole. Each 4 oz. chunk of mischief arrives swaddled in rustic burlap, tied with twine, and wearing a tag that winks:

“I made my list, checked it twice. COAL for the naughty, Candy for the Nice. Better Luck Next Year! ~Santa”

Pick your guilty pleasure: White Chocolate – a creamy blizzard of cocoa butter and vanilla that smells like Mrs. Claus raided the dessert tray. Fudge Brownie – warm, fudgy decadence so rich you’ll swear the elves baked it fresh at midnight.

Handcrafted with a sleigh-full of skin-loving oils—coconut, palm, olive, avocado, shea butter, and a dash of lard for old-timey lather—this coal polishes away winter grime and your rap sheet in one bubbly confession.

Perfect for:

• The friend who “borrowed” your Netflix password
• Your sibling who still owes you $20 from 2017
• Anyone who needs a luxurious scrub with a side of holiday shade

Grab yours before the reindeer union calls a strike. Naughty never smelled so nice. ✨